National Bureau of Vehicular Clown Standards
Form CV-7 · Occupancy Assessment Instrument
This instrument calculates the certified maximum clown occupancy of a specified consumer vehicle in accordance with the Uniform Clown Density Code (UCDC §4.2). Results are advisory and do not constitute a legal occupancy permit.
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Assessment result
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Exhibit A — Occupancy Diagram
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certified maximum clown occupancy
± 1 clown (standard error of measurement)
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Basis of assessment: interior cabin volume, door aperture width, and the Clown Compression Standard (CCS-4.2), assuming an average clown volumetric displacement of 4.2 ft³ per the International Clown Anthropometric Survey (2019). Standard clown attire is assumed; oversized footwear is treated as volumetrically negligible due to compressibility. Not valid for evaluating circus cannon capacity or unicycle transport.