About this tool

The National Bureau of Vehicular Clown Standards is a satirical website. It calculates a joke "certified clown occupancy" for various vehicle makes and models, styled as a deadpan government assessment form. Nothing on this site reflects real vehicle capacity, safety data, or any actual regulatory standard.

Who made this

This site is an independent hobby project, not affiliated with any vehicle manufacturer, circus, clown college, or actual government body.

Contact

Questions, feedback, or requests? Reach out at REPLACE_WITH_YOUR_EMAIL@example.com.

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